Date: 7/25/2015
Time: 8pm
I love all my friends. Mostly Hannah, well to be honest only Hannah. Yep that's pretty much how my day went. If i had to describe my friend in detail I would say she is incredibly intelligent because everything i have learned this summer is from her. She also gives the best advice. One time she told me to take a nap because i looked tired and after i napped i felt like a new person.
-Hannah Russell
I love all my friends, including Hannah but to be honest Haley is number one. There are two things I enjoy in life which are taking naps and eating. Haley ate an apple cinnamon donut today that had a circumference similar to my bike wheel and boy was I impressed. After this tremendous feat she preceded to fall into a deep food induced slumber. She is a girl after my own heart that values the important things in life- food and sleep.
-Haley Johnson
Once there was a cold cave (it was cold as fuck -Kevin) where a group of bikers willingly ventured into. In it was a bear, a very very very large bear. Kevin fought the bear. Kevin killed said bear. Kevin skinned the bear with his bare hands. Because Kevin is a chivalrous renaissance man, he gave the bear skin to the fit biker babes to keep them warm. The team ventured further into the cave, where Corinne yelled, "I'm scared!" Kevin calmed Corinne and encouraged her to keep going. Corinne became the bravest biker of them all. As the team made it to the back of the cave, they met a leprechaun who said if you can answer this question, I'll give you a pot of gold: "what's the biggest whale in the world?" Corinne said, "OMG I LOVE WHALES! Its the blue whale!" And the team left the cave rich as could be. #i4ktruths
- Corinne, Sarah, and anonymous author (Kevin)
Nerds.
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